Whenever I sang to TLC's "Waterfalls" I sang the lyrics differently, I sing it like "don't go jason waterfalls lipstick to the---" my family always laughed at me untill I got the picture.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon
- I used to belive that if I put my finges in my ears when i sang noone could hear me— Helen
- I used to think that birds sang in different languages depending on the country they were in!— Sarah