Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought a tidal wave was acutualy a title wave because if the wave was big enough it had its own title!— Nate
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- I used to think that the title of Barry Manilow's song "Looks Like We Made It" was "Looks Like Tomatoes".— close2nd
- When ever someone said ''read aloud'' I assumed aloud was the title of a book. Lol.— Delaney