we sang a song at church 'i will make you fishers of men if you follow me' i used to get confused cos i thought it said 'i will make you vicious old men' I always wondered why being vicious was good....
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- Follow me and I will make you vicious old men.....OOPS that was really fishers of men— oddsox
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- i used to think that everyone else in the world were robots, put here to make sure i was good— andy
- I used to believe that good and expensive joggers would make me run fast.— Kats
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike