Up until about 2 weeks ago, I thought the line, "I got my first real six-string," (from Summer of '69), was "I got my first real sex dream!" I thought it was a bit risqué!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe dragon ball z was real
and namek was in another dimension
and every show on tv was realAnon - I used to believe that boys were like robots and had no real feelings, that they were not even real people.— Lisa
- i used to believe that the telly tubbies were real because the rabbits are real!!— hotty
- I used to think that risque was just another way of saying risky.Anon
- the beatles song 'mean mr mustard' says "shes a real go-getter", i was sure it was "shes a real coconut"...— sally
- I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.— Mindless Misfit