when i was a kid, i used to think that the Adam & the ants song 'stand and deliver' was actually 'stan, heres your dinner, your honey or your wife'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- My daughter believed that as bees made honey, ants must make marmite.— Linda
- When I was little I thought that a honeymoon was when the Husband and wife went to the moon and eat honey.— AmAnDa
- I used to believe waffles were honey combs and thats why you would pour honey on it — Gaby
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."— Dyth