When I first heard Culture Club, I thought the title of the song was: "Become a Comedian".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i use to think boy geroge from the culture club was a pretty woman.— toe
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa
- I used to think that the title of Barry Manilow's song "Looks Like We Made It" was "Looks Like Tomatoes".— close2nd
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.— Louis
- I thought a tidal wave was acutualy a title wave because if the wave was big enough it had its own title!— Nate