My son's name is Christopher. On standardized tests, his name was shortened to Christ. One day he asked if he was going to be God when he grew up.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- I used to believe the Christ was born
on Christmas Day and crucified the
following Easter.— William Golding - I used to think that Christ the royal master leaned against the throne. rather than leads against the foe.Anon
- When I was young and someone asked me what I wanted to be once I grew up, I'd say "A DOG!"— Alysia
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- when asked what i would like to be when i grew up, as a girl of about 5, i answered "a horsey".Anon