Ever since I was little,I thought that the man sung about in "Come a little bit closer" by Jay Black and the Americans had a very good reason to dance with the other man's girl since I thought the song went "she belonged to bad man Jose" instead of "She belonged to that man Jose" So naturally if Jose was such a bad man, she deserved this other guy.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my nieghboor jose invented the language spanish and he got rich and bought cars— Thomas
- When I was little, I thought there were tiny cameras everywhere and they belonged to the government.— Brooke
- Because of Pocahontas, I grew up believing Native Americans noises sounded like English to Native Americans.Anon
- I always thought that "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was sung by Aretha Franklin.Anon
- I always thought that everytime it got cold or snowed, the plant Neptune came closer to earth.— Andy T
- i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.