I always got the song "I'm a God by Vertical Horizon confused.
their verison:
I'm a God and your a God.
My verison:
Cause your a guy and I'm a guy.
I was like "What that song dont make no sense"!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- Pressing on the gas pedal means that your car can do anything...including going up a vertical wall.Anon
- At the ocean's horizon there was a giant waterfall.— Stephanie
- I used to believe that sky ends at the horizon and by crossing it we can go to another world..— Debasish Satapathy