I use to think that song by Trace Adkins "(This Ain't ) No Thinkin' Ting". was
This aint no thinkin train right trian left train.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if you put a penny on a train tracks that it would derail it — ROSS
- For some reason, I used to believe that women only got raped on train tracks.
— Jessica Tinch - When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I used to believe that when you ate a tic-tac it tumbled down to your left big toe— tady wady
- The sea was there because I left a tap dripping all night.— wolfie