Around Easter, my younger sister asked about the hot-crossed buns we saw in the grocery store. My mother explained that they were meant to represent the fact that Jesus had died on the cross. On Easter morning, my mother took some hot-crossed buns out of the oven and, just as we were preparing to enjoy them, my sister came tearing into the kitchen screaming:
"Don't eat those buns! Jesus died on those buns!"
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I used to think eyedust was made by people who lived in your eyes and made buns.— The world looks to me.
- I used to blieve that the orange center of marshammow easter eggs was Jesus...— Hayley
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- When I was little I though "A Cross" was a mud/tar pit and that Jesus drowned.— Usagi Ohkami
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D