When I was a very small person, my fatehr used to teach me little songs. One of these songs was to the tune of "Onward Christian Soldiers" and I believed that the words my father taught me were the real words. The first time I was able to stand up and sing hymns in church, I jumped onto my seat and proudly belted out, "Lloyd George knew my father, father knew Lloyd George!! Lloyd George knew my father, father knew Lloyd George!!" over and over until the hymn was finished. My mother was horrifed but my father had to excuse himself becuase he was laughing so much.
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- I used to believe that Andy Rooney, of 60 minutes, was my real father!— KM
- i used to believe that mother and father didn't sleeped— yacine.tah du 91
- at four, I thought my mother was female and me and my father were fee's Anon
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- I used to believe that God looked like George from Seinfeld. — Liz