i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I used to think that motorcycles were propelled by farts.— Meredith
- I used to believe that cars were propelled by their exhaust like some kind of rocket.Anon
- I used to believe that car exhaust pipes were what propelled cars, instead of the engines.— Thomas Johnston
- when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up— fart
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere