Not mine, but a friend once asked me to put on the Beatles song, 'take the back right turn'.....(paperback writer.)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- cause i'm just a paper bag rider....
or it might have been paperback writer by the beatles....Anon - I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- The Beatles song "Ticket to Ride" always came out "She's got a tick in her eye."— Kurt
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- the beatles song 'mean mr mustard' says "shes a real go-getter", i was sure it was "shes a real coconut"...— sally