My friend Liz used to think that the lyric from Macy Gray's I Try was 'I wear goggles when you are not here' instead of 'My world crumbles when you are not here'. I laughed at her, until I heard the song again and have to admit that it does sound like Macy is singing Liz's version!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- I used to believe that the "real" Santa Claus was at Macy's in New York City. All the rest were fakes. — Marcia
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- I used to think that the sound after the toilet was flushed was ladies singingAnon
- I thought google was a place where they sold goggles online— google