My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that like chickens lay eggs, pigs laid sausages...Anon
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm— L. Webb
- I used to believe that only brown eggs came from chickens. I thought white eggs were made at the store— Destiny
- i used to think easter island was called that because a giant bunny ran around and layed eggs there. — Oliver
- when i was about three i suddenly realized where bacon comes from....from unborn pigs eggs of course— planetnewbs