I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I used to believe that like chickens lay eggs, pigs laid sausages...Anon
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.— CrystalTips
- I used to think that sausages where made from cow's udders.— eoin
- I used to think sausages were vegetables, and they grew in the ground.— K.L.