When I was 10 my mom always talked about how much better than I was at my brother's age than he was. I thought parents got 1 good kid and 1 bad kid. Luckily, I was the good kid.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that aliens would come and take me if I wasn't good to my parents— somebody
- when I was a little boy I thought i would become zidane but i was not as good as him— elbouteman10
- I thought that a person's motorskills meant how good they were at driving!Anon
- I thought when someone was described as being "mild-mannered" it meant they didn't have very good manners— Samilton Duerheiser
- When I used to see a sign saying "Littering Fine" I thought they meant if you littered REAL GOOD!— Lou V.
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D