I used to think that the lyrics to Crystal Gayle's Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue were don't you make my brothers blue.
It made sense to me, and stayed with me for years.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I was born brunette with brown eyes and dark hair, i thought people with blue eyes, had water in them.Anon
- Eifel 65 - Blue
I'm Blue (if I was green I would die...)
[I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di.]— Matt - Drinking coffee before your 12 yrs, old will make the white in your eyes turn brown.— dawn b.
- I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav
- You know the eifel65 song "Im blue da be da ba di"
I thought he said "I'm blue I'm in need of a guy"— Anna - i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew