I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- You know the eifel65 song "Im blue da be da ba di"
I thought he said "I'm blue I'm in need of a guy"— Anna - Eifel 65 - Blue
I'm Blue (if I was green I would die...)
[I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di.]— Matt - Bronski Beat - Beat Boy
"Meatball
Meatball
Hit that perfect meatball..."— Santa Puncher - I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - The song "Reverend Blue Jeans" turned out to be "Forever in Blue Jeans." Who would have believed that?— music lover