When I was about 6 I remember my brother coming home from school in a lot of trouble. It was St. Patricks day and my mother always had us wear a orange clover on our shirts. She explained to him that its because our ancestors were protestant. Well apparently he didnt understand what that meant...his teacher called and was telling my mother what he shared with the class when asked why he was wearing an orange clover. He told the class "I wear orange because all of my aunts are prostitutes"
I suppose there was some confusion...
A childhood belief about family
others believed things like this
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- My dad told me that in Florida, snow is orange.— Belle
- that red and orange were different shades of the same color— Larry
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh
- I used to believe that if you ate too many carrots your skin and hair would turn orange. — Mariah
- When I was little my parents used to tell me and my sister that carrots were "orange candy." — Nancy