Bob Marley's "To the rescue" was thought to be "to the red-skin" by my friend. She thought he was going to meet some Indian Chief!
And if thats not enough..... the song Maniac (i dont know who sang it sorry peeps) but she though it sang " im a maniac maniac on the loose" instead of "on the floor".... Good lordy!!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon