When I first heard the song "All I Really Want" by Alanis Morrissette, I thought the words "all I really want is some justice" were "all I really want is some chocolate".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon
- I used to think it was a coincidence that judges all had the first name "Justice".— Katz
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to believe that all the first names of judges was Justice till I was doing my 4th high school year.— Tafadzwa
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon