Back when I was about two or three years old (old enough to know a word but not know what it means), I attended Sunday School. Anyway, one of the highlights of the year was giving a little concert for our parents when we sang the Bible songs we learned. On one occasion, a song in the class's repertoire was about David and Goliath (For those who are unfamiliar with the story, it's about a shepherd boy who kills a giant with a slingshot.) The last line goes "And the giant came tumbling down," but I heard it wrong. Imagine the shock on my teacher's face when at rehearsal, she heard me sing "And vaginas came tumbling down." I almost got kicked out of Sunday school! Luckily, I learned the lyrics right.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon
- that the money I gave at sunday school would go straight to God.— christine
- I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- Right when I started school, I believed that you could get kicked out of school for chewing gum. — Rheeb
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana