my mum told me i had an obsession with what i called "the zop song" - it took them a while until they realised i wanted to listen to a song that goes "'cause opposites attract".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm
- I used to think the song Bette Davis Eyes was called 'she's got better days besides'.— JJ Simpson
- I used to think that 7-Up was called "Zup" until I realised the "Z" was actually a Seven!— Vic
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops