When my twin brother, my sister and I heard "Whoomp There It Is", we used to think it said "POOP, THERE IT IS!!!" so we'd go around everywhere, and start singing that at the top of our lungs when we heard it, cuz we thought it was the funniest thing in the world
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that every person in the world had a twin, and that I had a long-lost twin in France.— Ashley
- When I was i kid I used to believe that if i strained too hard while doin #2 I would poop my lungs out...— K.Gordon
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- i used to believe that everyone had a twin on the other side of the world.— tahnee