I used to believe that they got the lunchmeat bologna from cutting off dead people's butts.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the inside of my body looked like bologna.— Stephenie
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- I used to think that "cross-eyed" meant that people had X's for eyes, like dead people in cartoons.— Tim
- When I was about 3-5 I thought I could shave like my dad and I ended up cutting myself all over. — Matt
- I used to think dead people are dangerous. — J.G.
- I used to believe that when people were knocked out, they were dead.Anon