When I was about 3-5 I thought I could shave like my dad and I ended up cutting myself all over.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that my dad only had a shave on Sundays. Because he got up before me on all the other days.— roy
- i used to believe that if you shave your head you could grow any type of hair like curlyAnon
- I used to believe that they got the lunchmeat bologna from cutting off dead people's butts.— angie
- i thought that we were just a big story book that ended when we died— samantha
- when I was small I always thought that the solar system ended, and then it was just white paper after that— sparrow
- I used to think that grapefruits contained grapes, and you got grapes by cutting the grapefruit open.— Grapefruit