'til very recently i thought the lyrics to the song 'everyday i write the book' were actually 'everyday i rock the boat', and that the part in madonnas like a prayer that says 'let the choir sing' was 'laugh out quietly'. doesnt make much sense but many songs dont!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to have to say the Lord's prayer everyday, but I would wonder where my daily bread was.— caledonia
- Instead of Madonnas 'Like a virgin' I used to sing 'Like a gerbil'— Stupid Child
- when i was i child i used to believe that everyday there was a new sun in the sky.— wally
- I used to believe that if you ate eggs for breakfast everyday you'd get pregnant...Anon
- I made my bed everyday as a kid because I believed that if I didn't then bugs would get in it.Anon