When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to think that sausages where made from cow's udders.— eoin
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I used to think sausages were vegetables, and they grew in the ground.— K.L.
- I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting. Anon
- I used to believe that like chickens lay eggs, pigs laid sausages...Anon
- I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm— L. Webb