I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.— CrystalTips
- I used to think that sausages where made from cow's udders.— eoin
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I used to think sausages were vegetables, and they grew in the ground.— K.L.
- I used to believe that like chickens lay eggs, pigs laid sausages...Anon
- I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm— L. Webb