I have to thank my 4 year old sister, Allison, for this one. You know the song "Old McDonald Had a Farm"? Well she thinks it goes "Old Mcdonald Paddle Far". My mom and I have tried to correct her many times but she can't hear the difference between "had a farm" and "paddle far" so she still sings it like that. I have to say, it's really cute though.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I long believed that Ronald Reagan was Ronald McDonald's brother. And I thought it made him more impressive!— JB
- I used to believe that they shoot the chickens we eat one by one at the farm.— A
- As a kid, I thought ice came out the ice farm. Yes like Minecraft.Anon
- In my youth,I was always convinced that my chocolate easter eggs came from my uncles chicken farm!— Jamsie
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- My 7 year old nephew holds the opinion that the correct name for a pidgeon is a "city chicken".— Bastard