i used to believe that stomach aches were farts stuck in sideways.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- My sister thought that she could video me by simply inserting the VHS tape into the VCR sideways.
Anon - whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- When I was about 4 and I saw the clouds moving sideways, I thought that Earth was moving closer to the Sun— Helen
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL