I used to think the Lyrics to Tub Thumping were " kissing the night away, kissing the night today" until a minute ago when I read someone elses belief about the song, and how they though along the smae lines...theline is "pissing the night away!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My mother didn't want me outside at night so she told me i had to come in or else 'the night air would get me'— Dan
- The song 'there's a bad moon out to night.' i thought they were saying 'there's a bathroom on the right.'— kim in alabama
- I always thought the song Blinded by the light went "Wrapped up like a dousche, another runner in the night"— Dawn
- I use to believe that kissing your elbow would make you change your sex when you woke up the next day.— Chuck
- I used to belive kissing boys made your teeth fall out.Anon
- I believed that kissing a toad would give you warts, but it never stopped me from a dare.— Kirstin