As I child I never could figure out who this 'Jose' was that people always sang about: "Jose can you see, by the dawnsearly light..."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my nieghboor jose invented the language spanish and he got rich and bought cars— Thomas
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- i used to get mad when people sang frere jaque because i thought they were making fun of my name!!!!— freya sargent
- When I was child I used to believe that people who die become ghosts and could see youAnon
- When I was a child I used to believe that people died in order of age.— Silvia Spinetti
- As a child I went to a prodestant church, but I used to tell people that I was a pedestrian.— Megan