"Bingo Chair and a Rhino" instead of "Big Old Jet Airliner."
"Blinded by the light...Revved up like a douche I got a boner in the night" instead of...what the heck are they saying?
"Super Salad Bar" instead of "Suicide Blonde"
"Secret Asian Man" instead of "Secret Agent Man"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- I used to think that Steve Miller song "Big old jet airliner" was "Bingo Jed had a light out" — Skeeter
- I always thought the song Blinded by the light went "Wrapped up like a dousche, another runner in the night"— Dawn
- "Big "Ol Jet Had A Light On" aka Big Ol Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band— My son in law John
- i thought that our cats were secret spies for my parents and i would never do anything bad around them. Anon
- I used to think that James Bond and all the other secret agents worked for MFI.— John C