The first couple of times that I heard INXS' Suicide Blonde, I thought for sure they were singing "Super Salad Bar" instead of suicide blonde.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that you could naturally have dark hair with blonde streaks.Anon
- after my mom told me I had strawberry blonde hair - I used to look for the strawberries after I got a haircut— pearpod
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I used to believe that the Super intendant was the Super Nintendo.— Lecia
- Croutons are called "Salad cookies"Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon