I believed that my mother invented toast.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I Believed that somthing took the bread from the toaster and replaced it with toast.— Shukun
- I fully believed, up until about 6 years old, that the word 'accident' was a noun that meant 'burnt toast'.— Karl Goetz
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- I believed that I had invented reef knots.— Phil
- My friend told me she had invented the expression 'Gordon Bennett' and I believed her!— SueE
- I used to think that the toast would never pop out of the toaster if you watched it while you were waiting.Anon