It wasn't until recent years I realized after my wife's several hours of laughter that the lyrics for PM Dawn's "Die Without You" was far from "Die Without Shoes"... however she quickly agreed it might have been better written that way :-/
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I still belive that when a I sleep, my toys would have a party and play with each other until dawn.— Meah
- In kindergarden my friend told me that there were 24 hours in the day and 15 hours in the night.— Cari
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I used to think that it was against the law to drive a car without shoes on. It isn't— Pamela