We had a man in our church named Art Jones and he and his family always sat in the pew in front of ours. I always thought it was pretty presumtuous of the church to sing "How Great Thou Art" when they never sang "How Great Thou Doug" to my dad!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- When I was in kindergarten, I thought the last line of "America" was "Great God our kid." — CC
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie
- when the sign on the highway said do not pass and dad did i thought he would be in great dangerAnon