I thought farting was magical wind, and if you did it loud and hard, you would be able to move yourself.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that it wasn't wind that made the tops of trees move.. It was dinosaurs.— H
- I used to think that if you stared real hard at the wind, you could see the angels.— Bradon
- I used to think that the tree branches moving was making the wind, not the wind making the tree branches move.— Jenny
- I used to believe if I concentrated hard enough I could move stuff.
*sigh*
— Zog - I used to think that farting was flarting. Anon
- I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.Anon