I used to think that farting was flarting.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.Anon
- I used to believe "flirting" was a girly way of "farting"— x
- I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting. Anon
- I used to believe that earthquakes happened because the earth was farting. — Amanda
- i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!! — Kristalyn
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara