When my uncle was very young he suddenly stopped singing in the middle of "My Country Tis of Thee", looked at his mother and asked,"So just where IS Tis of Thee anyway?"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was young i used to think japan and china were the same country— i like star wars
- I used to think wars started when a sergeant from one country socked a sergeant from another country.— recovering
- My mother told me when I was young that thunder was from God bowling!— K.G.
- My Mother used to tell me only the good die young and I would live to be 100+ years old because I was bad.— William
- When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.Anon
- When I was young my mother told me that if I swallowed bubble gum, it would stick to my liver.— Barbie