My husband used to think the lycrics to Winter Wonderland in the meadow we can build a snowman then pretend that he's a passing clown!
The actuall words being then pretend that he is parson Brown
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Brown or otherwise non-white snow was snowman poop. My kids believe it too!— Dellio
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- If I pretend to sleep the ghost won't eat me
Anon - I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- when i played pretend i always wanted to be the animal. i didnt want to b a person cause their boring lol— Melissa
- No passing zones on the highway. How come we just kep passing those signs? — Colleen