when i was around 4 or 5 we sang this song in church it was called learning to lean i hated the song and would not sing it with the others because i thought it said learning to leave jesus
and i didn't want to leave jesus
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- When my son was learning to sing the alphabets it always came this way. i,j,k,elephantpee, q,r,s........
— Tinkle-Wink - In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot