I was a big fan of KISS when I was young but I couldn't figure out why they had a thing against the police. In the song "God Of Thunder" the line is 'I gather darkness to please me', but I heard 'I gather darkness and police meat.'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- If you stare into a mirror in almost complete darkness, the devil will appear instead of your reflection.Anon
- I used to think the Black Country region in the UK was called that because everyone lived in darkness there.— K
- in sting's / the police's song ''roxanne''. I thaught that it was ''rock sand''— wacko zacho