My step sister used to believe the words to "Home On the Range" were:
"Home, home on the range, when the deer sat on the bench."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- As a child I believed that when a person was fired from their job, they were executed on a firing range. — damien
- I used to belief sloths lived in trees outside my childhood home. My older sister told me so.Anon
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- I used to believe Alcatraz was Santa`s home.Anon
- I used to think that when i went home from school everyone else ceased to exist.Anon
- Well I once believed that when someone was home alone, they'd walk around naked..Anon