In the song 'you sexy thing' by Hot Chocolate, I used to think that the opening line 'I believe in miracles' was actually 'I believe in Michael' and I often wondered why Errol Brown & Co were singing about a bloke called Michael who was apparently a very 'sexy thing' hehe
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought Hot Chocolate were singing 'You Sexy PIG' instead of 'You sexy Thing.— Bilz
- I used to think Right Said Fred sung 'I'm too sexy for my lamb' instead of 'I'm too sexy for Milan'.— Nineties music was great
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I used to belive that the word sexy (depending on your sex)
ment you were very girly/boyish.— MysticDarkness - When I was little I thought the microwave was the Michaelwave because my name is Michael.— Michael
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio