i thought the neil diamond song was "kentucky walnut"...and still kind of do....
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that neil diamond was singing about the reverend blue jeansAnon
- I used to think that walnut furniture was made out of the shells.— Cambria Consuelo
- The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- When my dad was little he thought that mistletoe was some kind of aircraft.— xoxo
- I thought Marco Polo was a kind of shirt.Anon