Remember the song "Love stinks" By J. Geils... My cousin used to think it said Elastics..yeah yeah...Elastics...We used to laugh so hard, we never told her what it really said.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- That "This morning" was "The Smorning"
And "This afternoon" was "The Safternoon"
Yeah....Anon - I used to believe that serial killers violently ate their cereal...yeah..Anon
- When i was little for some reason i thought that all people from china knew karate.....yeah.— sneakydean
- There was a Chinese takeaway near us called the Orient Express. I thought it was Onion Press. Yeah.— Spook
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm